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Skip ! Story from Online Dating. You know, the sexy kind. And these pick-up lines have a very different purpose than cheesy pick-up lines, and are generally not good idea to use on strangers. Before you ask somebody, "Want to come over and watch porn all night on my new mirror? In fact, dating experts say that attempting to get a date with a pick-up line usually isn't going to work. So, here are the best dirty pick-up lines on Reddit.
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Because you're hot and I'm ready. I can be yours if you want. If that's true, I could be you by morning. Oh you are?
It must be 15 minutes fast. Because you sure know how to raise a cock.
Then again if I was on you, I'd be coming too. Because I wanna bang you on my coffee table later tonight. You'll be the door and I'll slam you. Because at my place they're percent off. That's too bad because your pussy is going to get pounded tonight. What time do they open?
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